Painting description

In the painting, everything is like a dream after a long nap. A blue sky with fluffy clouds is cut through by a sharp triangle of light like cut paper. On the left, a man in a melon rides a large white dog with black dots and holds a black umbrella. Miracles spill out from a huge horn: a clock face, a turret, the mask of a woman with glasses, a dice, and sheet music. On the right stands a strange man with horns and purple wings, holding an egg like a treasure. The style is surreal and precise, like an illustration, yet the paint softly shapes the shadows. The atmosphere is a bit fairytale, a bit unsettling. I would laugh and be afraid at once. It's magic, a child would say. What a cool dog. The painting evokes thoughts of chance and the theater of the world. It seems funny, but inside, it's making you sick to your stomach.